Hotel Michelle
  The backside of me So, I�ve taken up Zumba, which is this super-duper marvelous form of aerobics that has me wanting to parade around the city holding sides that say �Go to Zumba class,� in the way that Missionaries talk about how they just can�t keep the gospel to themselves. It is that.good. Some people say they are not coordinated enough to get their dance on in public, but I am THE most uncoordinated person even out of my entire so-uncoordinated-it�s-a-safety-hazard family and you should have seen me work it in the Broward Mall last Saturday.

Anyway, so I go to these classes here locally as frequently as possible and they take place in this studio where they have those mirrors where your reflection goes on and on forever. They say that vertical stripes are flattering to your figure, but the definition between front and back, people it is ridiculous! Straight down my side, it is as though they cut two people in half, one really white person and one really red person and then sewed the two people together to make me.

And here it is, I�m going to tell it to you straight, the moral of the story: When exposing your skin to the shiniest of sunshine during the noontime hours, wear sunscreen. (or stand-up, or walk or talk or breath or smile or type this. ouch.)

......Oh, yes, and it also hurts to dance, but see, I told you it�s that good!

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Location: Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States

I spend excessive, unhealthy amounts of time online. Usually I'm reading blogs, sometimes I'm working on my website, if I’m not doing that, I'll look up random stuff and decide that I'm educating myself about current events. When I was growing up I thought that People Magazine was the news because my Mom read it all.the.time. I say inappropriate things in public. I'm almost always wearing the same things. I have a lot of clothes, but there are like 5 things that I always wear. I went to school, never graduated and I don't think that I will. Not from there, anyway. But I do want to finish a degree somewhere. I love hotels. I really just want to wrap up all of the school stuff so that I can own my own hotels. Michelle's hotels. Doesn't that sound pretty? Except I wouldn't call them that. I don't know what I would call them. I love so much music. It makes no sense how I can get down to such a wide and odd variety. I am talking from Wilson Phillips to Petey Pablo. It's because I didn't really start listening to music besides church music till later in life so it's all just like WOW, so fascinating to me. Maybe, I don't know, I tend to overanalyze.

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